Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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