walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize