Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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