I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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