I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just cropdusted the office
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize