My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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