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Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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