ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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