Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
