her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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