At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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