belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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