I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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