I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Randomize
