With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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