So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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