I think I am morally bankrupt
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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