Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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