i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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