I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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