I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You can't motorboat a personality
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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