i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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