do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
