You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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