have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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