if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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