are you so shy because you have an std?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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