that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize