Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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