yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I need moral support for this bender
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Randomize
