i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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