Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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