I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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