none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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