did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
that is very illegal...i love you.
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