do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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