trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
