Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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