real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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