Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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