Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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