We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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