my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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