Your tits are I can't wait for
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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