This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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