i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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