the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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