New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
