They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
