Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Randomize
