Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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