I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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