i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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