This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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