Christians are straight up FREAKS
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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