If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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